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Big Dick's House of Big Boobs
In a turn of miraculous events, the goddess is bequeefing upon us : THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN, OF BIG DICKS HOUSE OF BIG BOOBS!!! We know how thirsty you have been over the last 3 years during the Big Dicks Drought, but on Friday, September 27th, we are going to get WET! There are many reasons why the party lay dormant during these troubled times, but the seeds we planted back then have been sprouting and there is no denying that we all NEED to share space again in this way, and your presence is sincerely requested.
Join us on the Far East Side in Austin Texas (exact address sent out at 5pm on the day of the event to ticket holders) for a night of the wild and free performances that you have been yearning for. A space to be fully expressed, fully immersed, and fully naked if you so choose. There will be no drinks or ice for sale at the event, so whatever beverages and cups you might desire will need to be provided by yourself, and you must leave no trace (besides the tears falling from your pussy) and pack out what you packed in.
There will be plenty of glorious trash and exquisite filth happening all over the stage, and we are requesting that each guest take responsibility for themselves, both in the energy they bring into the space and the waste they create (if any) with their drinks and snacks. BRING YOUR OWN WATER BOTTLE no matter what - there will be big water jugs to refill your cup but we will NOT be providing disposable cups. Single use cups are a thing of the past, honey...
You see darlings, Big Dicks House of Big Boobs *is* drugs, and you certainly don't need any kind of mind altering substance to feel high at this party. Pack your flask in the pocket of your skin tight booty shorts if you'd like, but for this night, try getting high off the vibe before you imbibe. We invite you to do what makes you happy and comfortable, but also open you to consider what immense joy and pleasure is possible without the use of any intoxicants. The Earth is crying for us to wake up to our excessive use of toxic substances and return home to our perfect bodies - naked, pure and whole, the way we came into this world.
WE NEED YOUR HELP SPREADING THE WORD!
With less than 2 weeks away from the event, we need people to personally invite as many people as they can to the event. This *is* a secret party after all... no corporate algorithm is in control of how many people see the invite. It is a community event that relies on word of mouth for people to find out. It has been many moons since the last party, so please text, private message, or call your beloved friends and encourage them to get tickets soon, as we do expect to sell out and capacity is limited in our new space.
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Of course, the rules remain the same:
> NO PHOTOS / NO PHONES (even if its your friend performing)
> NO DRUGS / NO JERKS (be nice or leave)
> GET CONSENT BEFORE TOUCHING ANYONE (at all times forever)
> NO POSTING THE FLYER, TICKET LINK, OR LOCATION ON ANY PUBLIC PLATFORM OR SOCIAL MEDIA!!! (In order for this to work, it needs to be a *private* event, only available to ticket holders. Text or phone call, Direct Message or Private Message ONLY to invite friends please.)
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PRICE: $20 Pre-sale only, NO TICKETS AT THE DOOR - This gets you in and you get $5 Big Dix Bux to tip with! Everyone pays the same, dancers included. Bring extra singles so you can tip even more ;)
LOCATION: TBA by 5pm day of show to all ticket holders.
Check your email spam folder if you don't see it in your inbox by 6pm.
SCHEDULE : 9pm Doors, 10pm Show, Dance Party after till 2am
DJ: Lady Vitamins // HOST: Cupcake
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IF YOU WANT TO PERFORM: Anyone can dance!! There are 16 performance slots available and no intermission, which means more time for a post-show dance party!! If you want to perform, it is first come first served and it fills up fast. Email an MP3 of your song (NO youtube or soundcloud links), your stage name and your preferred slot # (1-16) to corinne.loperfido@gmail.com. Ya snooze, ya loose - there will not be any slots left open if you wait till a few days before the event... If you dance, you get tipped in big dix bux and then cash it in at the end of the night for REAL $$$!! We know many of you have had an idea in mind and have been eagerly awaiting the return of this party. Dont be shy! Sign up now or forever hold your queef!
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LocationSecret Location sent to ticket holders 5pm day of show (View)
Far East Side Austin Texas
Austin, TX 78724
United States
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| Minimum Age: 18 |
| Kid Friendly: No |
| Dog Friendly: No |
| Wheelchair Accessible: Yes! |
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