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THE GREAT SEATTLE UN-YACHT PARTY 3!
There was a vessel. Not a mere boat or ship, but a Great Un-Yacht. It didn't sail, it never even left shore. But it rocked Seattle like never before.
We don't have a fucking yacht.
So we're turning Studio Seven into the boats & hos showdown of your blingiest fantasies for the THIRD ANNUAL VOYAGE OF THE GREAT SEATTLE UN-YACHT!
"This year's multi-deck, luxury Bling Boat is named 'Willy III' for a [sniffle, sob] long-lost whale who's close to our hearts," said Shana Graham and Leah Shawn, the Un-Yacht's friendly Co-captains, tears visible in their puffy, red eyes. "It is our hope that by honoring the heaving, wet spirit of our twice-abducted and well-used friend, we may call Willy forth from the great Un-Ocean and deliver him safely to our outstretched arms."
Will Willy I and Willy II find their way home? And if they do, will they be the happy-go-lucky whales of yore or have they been forever corrupted by the dungeons, drunkards, delinquents, and Des Santos that lurk in the deep?
We'll leave our Captains to wallow with these deep questions while we move on to items of more pressing import:
YOU, SEXY THING! COME ABOARD THE GREAT UN-YACHT!
This amazing opportunity to sail with smutty seafarers, dapper deckhands, big booty hos, and a few not-so-scary pirates is not to be missed. The Great Un-Yacht is the top rated 'Bling Boat' in Seattle (2014 Sluts Guide to Cruising & Cruise Ships, 400 650 passengers) and its infamous voyages are hosted by a team of sexy shipmates, expert boozehounds, and professional miscreants.
TICKETS: Available in advance until we're full. Get your tickets now. Or be left sobbing on the vast, broken bottle and seagull shit-strewn shore of lame. You have been forewarned!
DRESS: bikinis, gowns, bling, speedos, ties, speedos&ties, blingblingbling, schmancy stuff, Rolex, Tennis Bitch, Hip Hop mogul, Captain o' the Ship, bling, diamonds & pearls, Sailor, Scary Pirate, bling, Sea Creature, nautical couture, Beach Ball, bonnets, stripes, sunglasses, cocktail dresses, bling, bling and more bling!
On the DECKS:
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I> CORAL (T.O.U.C.H Samadhi, Ovnimoon/Geomagnetic Records) Seattle, WA
A transplant to the west coast from New York City, Coral thoroughly immersed herself in the psychedelic trance scene where she is a household name. She has played alongside amazing international and local talent throughout her 13 years as a Dj. Coral's passion for psytrance has naturally evolved into the world of production. Now weaving her own brand of melodic, bass heavy, driving psy into her sets. Her stage presence is half the fun of experiencing a Dj Coral set. Often found dancing harder than any spectator in the house, Coral's gift is sharing her appetite, energy, and the joy this music brings her. She is a force in the electronic community and a definite must see!
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|> Marc vH (aka Johnny 5), Seattle, WA
Marc vH has delivered tracks at numerous burner events over the last 10 years. From atop the Flight To Mars birthday cake bus,from within Space Virgins' silvery ships, to Hippocampus' underwater hug fests or Wig'n Skirt's house parties, this swiss DJ brings you psytrance and progressive beats to lose yourself in. marcvh.com
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I> DOT DIGGLER (Ruff Kutt Kartel, Slutgarden) Seattle, WA
Master of all things booty, Dot Diggler has been rocking dance floors for well over a decade. From the club to the playa you can find him where large groups of smiling faces gather to shake their ass. His love for basslines and funky melodies shows in his performances. You wont be able to resist getting down.
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I> COCKSTORM! (Slutgarden) Portland, OR
Straight from Burning Man to your ears. See women tremble! Hear grown men cry!
http://www.mixcloud.com/bradmccray/
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LIGHTING up the Starboard :
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I> COOKIE DADDY, Seattle, WA
Illuminating our vessel with mad glow, lights master Cookie Daddy brings one of the largest privately owned light collections consisting of full animation lasers, atmospheric multibeam scanning lasers, a custom multibeam multi color spot light and myriad high powered LED dance lights. Check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-K__wES-II
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ETC.: Once you buy your tickets, your name will be on our list at the door. There will be door security to keep out mean pirates who don't know when to catch & release. And finally, BUY YOUR F'ING TICKETS NOW. We hate it when people get left behind.
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LocationStudio Seven (View)
110 South Horton Street
Seattle, WA 98134
United States
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| Minimum Age: 21 |
| Kid Friendly: No |
| Dog Friendly: No |
| Non-Smoking: Yes! |
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