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Brooke Allen's Fabulous [REDACTED] - a two night extravaganza eleganza of watermelons and Artax
[REDACTED] is back. Brooke Allen's adventures in movies you loved as a kid that you still love as an adult even though they maybe didn't age well continue for two nights only. Each reading follows a performance of THE DEER, which is also by Brooke, but is less funny. To see both THE DEER and a [REDACTED], visit thedeer.bpt.me, and get a special price for both tickets.
FRIDAY, APRIL 25 - 9:30 p.m. "Say My Name, [REDACTED!] Say My Name!"
FRIDAY, May 9 - 9:30 p.m. "Nobody Puts [REDACTED] 'Where the Walls Meet!'"
Tickets $10 or pay-what-you-can at the door...or see both [REDACTED] and The Deer for $23 (a $7 savings).
Featuring in no particular order: Jennifer Roehm, Joshua Davis, Christine Vrem-Ydstie, Kevin Lambert, Rob Grabowski, Carmen Molina, Bryan Bosque, Landree Fleming, Jillian Rea, Randall Colburn, Ruth McCormack, Karie Miller, Neal Starbird, Elise Mayfield, Julie Cowden, Susan Myburgh, Carrie Drapac, and Brooke Allen as BROOKE ALLEN. Oh, and Dan Caffrey. He always has one line. Them's the rules.
"Say My Name, [REDACTED!] Say My Name!"
Somewhere in a city where no one cares that a ten-year-old boy disappears, Bastian is reading a book in a creepy attic, because that's what kids do, right? Join him as he rediscovers his imagination with the help of a cute kid with a really sad horse, a flying shitzu-faced rodent who isn't as creepy as he seems, and this total babe with a head-necklace. Great mysteries are confronted: who names their daughter 'Moonchild'? What's a Luckdragon? And where the hell did Major Dad go? Brooke Allen's non-daptation does not answer these questions. Frankly, there are no answers. "Nobody Puts [REDACTED] 'Where the Walls Meet!'"
Oh, come on. You know what we're doing. Join The Ruckus and unplaywright Brooke Allen, along with [REBELLIOUS TEEN, PRE-NOSE JOB] and the entire dancebelt-clad gang at [UNNAMED MOUNTAIN RESORT] as we present a new nondaptation of the best screenplay--ever. Stay after for the party to try a few dance lifts of your own! You'll have the time of your you-know-what. Promise. Want some watermelon? We carried it here just for YOU!
THE RULES OF REDACTED
1. We rehearse one time. A couple of hours before we perform. We think you will like it better that way.
2. We avoid going to jail by redacting the main character's name in the title.
3. Dan Caffrey is only allowed to have one line. Sometimes he will try to sneak in more lines and Brooke will stop him. Then he calls Brooke a bad word. You know the one.
4. When in doubt, kill a horse.
5. Any actor on stage who is losing their Redacted virginity will have to go through a spanking tunnel during the curtain call.
6. Brooke and Josh always make one another laugh. Whoever lasts longest without laughing gets a prize.
7. Karie and Rob are always doctors, even when there aren't doctors.
8. If you have a hilarious idea for what the next Redacted show should be, we don't care.
9. Drink up, it's funnier that way.
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LocationCollaboraction's Pentagon Theater in the Flat Iron Arts Building (View)
1579 N Milwaukee Ave
Chicago, IL 60622
United States
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Minimum Age: 18 |
Kid Friendly: No |
Dog Friendly: No |
Non-Smoking: Yes! |
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes! |
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