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The Complete Biographical History of Shannon H. Foy

Wetwo humble, esteemed, well-dressed, professional biographers- endeavor to present, to you, a vivid, lifelike, kaleidoscopic portrait of the astonishing Shannon H. Foy. She is a real lady whose name was immortalized, lost to the shadowy anals of history, and will now be re-immortalized again, by us. Observe Shannon live through all stages of her life: her early life as a raging-alcoholic child-prodigy and her adolescent years as a celebrated international rights advocate. Observe her various budding romances and sexual awakenings during the War, her brief time in the convent immediately preceding her noteworthy "Blue Period", and her short-lived political career and the life-altering "accident" that changed everything. Marvel at Foy's inevitable relapse into violent alcoholism fueled by a manic fixation with ghosts and the occult, claiming "something somewhere some-why" was haunting herbefore ultimately, and tragically, her untimely and mysterious demise at the tender age of twenty-three. A true story. In honor of Shannon H Foy, alcoholic beverages will be made available.