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THE GREAT SEATTLE UN-YACHT PARTY II
There was a vessel. Not a mere boat or ship, but a Great Un-Yacht. It didn't sail, it never even left shore. But it rocked Seattle like never before.
We don't have a fucking yacht.
So we're turning The Baltic Room into the boats & hos showdown of your blingiest fantasies for the second ever voyage of the Great Seattle Un-Yacht!
"This amazing opportunity to sail with smutty seafarers, dapper deckhands, big booty hos and one or two not-so-scary pirates is not to be missed," said Shana Graham & Leah Shawn, the Un-Yacht's friendly Co-captains. "It's the Great Un-Yacht, the top rated 'Bling Boat' in Seattle (2013 Sluts Guide to Cruising & Cruise Ships, 250 400 passengers) and its infamous voyages are hosted by a team of sexy shipmates, expert boozehounds, and professional miscreants."
TICKETS: This party has limited capacity and will sell out. Get your tickets now. Or be left sobbing on the vast, broken bottle and seagull shit-strewn shore of lame. You have been forewarned!
DRESS: bikinis, gowns, bling, speedos, ties, speedos&ties, bling, schmancy stuff, Rolex, Tennis Bitch, Hip Hop mogul, Captain o' the Ship, bling, diamonds & pearls, Sailor, Scary Pirate, bling, Sea Creature, nautical couture, Beach Ball, bonnets, stripes, sunglasses, cocktail dresses, bling, bling and more bling!
HOTEL: This party doesn't stop when The Baltic Room closes its doors! We've got a block of rooms at a nearby hotel. Contact the organizers for details.
On the DECKS:
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I> CORAL (T.O.U.C.H Samadhi, Ovnimoon/Geomagnetic Records) Seattle, WA
Coral began her DJing journey in 1999 when she was introduced to the irresistible sounds of psytrance. As a transplant to the west coast from New York City, she has become thoroughly immersed into the psychedelic trance music scene and a household name. She has played alongside amazing international and local talent throughout her 13 years as a Dj. Coral's passion for psytrance has naturally evolved into the world of production. In her Seattle based studio, she has spent the last two plus years sculpting her obsession into sound. Now weaving her own brand of melodic, bass heavy, driving psy into her sets. Her stage presence is half the fun of experiencing a Dj Coral set. Often found dancing harder than any spectator in the house. Coral's gift is sharing her appetite, energy, and joy this music brings her. She is a force in the electronic community, and a definite must see!
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I> CHEWY LEWIS (aka Zacharia) Seattle, WA
Chewy Lewis, aka Zacharia, is a Seattle underground dance music veteran, starting his career at the forefront of the Pacific Northwest's drum and bass scene in 1996. After 11 years giving his all to the drum and bass sound, and getting his mind blown at the Burningman festival in 2005, he changed his focus to the four-on-the-floor groove of house, tech house, and techno under his Chewy Lewis moniker. A true technician, his experience and passion for music is evident when watching him perform. His unique style and approach to the craft is not to be missed.
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|> Marc vH (aka Johnny 5), Seattle, WA
Marc vH has delivered tracks at numerous burner events over the last 10 years. From atop the Flight To Mars birthday cake bus, from within Space Virgins' silvery ships, to Hippocampus' underwater hug fests or Wig'n Skirt's house parties, this swiss DJ brings you psytrance and progressive beats to lose yourself in. marcvh.com
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I> More TBA!
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LIGHTING up the Starboard :
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I> COOKIE DADDY, Seattle, WA
Illuminating our vessel with mad glow, lights master Cookie Daddy brings one of the largest privately owned light collections consisting of full animation lasers, atmospheric multibeam scanning lasers, a custom multibeam multi color spot light and myriad high powered LED dance lights. Check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-K__wES-II
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ETC.: Once you buy your tickets, your name will be on our list at the door. There will be door security to keep out the NASTY kind of pirates who don't know when to catch & release. You are welcome to share this invite but use discretion. And finally, BUY YOUR F'ING TICKETS NOW. We hate it when people get left behind.
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LocationThe Baltic Room (View)
1207 Pine Street
Seattle, WA 98101
United States
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| Minimum Age: 21 |
| Kid Friendly: No |
| Dog Friendly: No |
| Non-Smoking: Yes! |
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