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THEY SAVED HITLER'S BRAIN, AND PUT IT IN WALT DISNEY

A Nazi scientist has escaped Germany with Hitler's Brain. It needs fresh virgin blood to survive. It's learned to jump bodies, so this brain is GOING TO DISNEYLAND. Now the children have stopped dreaming, and someone's hoarding Time. Meanwhile, Disney's Crony- capitalized pension fund for the Secondary Characters has collapsed, thus putting the squeeze on Lead Characters' royalties and grinding Peter Pan's sexual reassignment surgery to a halt mid-stream. And to make things worse, Tinkerbell's gone off her meds. How will the Disney roster function under such financial duress? Can Snow White sell her brothel, in this market, to seed her rustic-themed dream restaurant? Did her "date" with a young (well, he was NEVER young) Ronald Reagan unleash a torrent of Sexually Transmitted Evil? Will Doofy (for the lawyers) lead the side-kicks' revolution? Did Jasmine's suicide- bombing set the stage for a show-down of Brobdingnagian proportions? And what about Karl Rove? His collusion with Eli-Pfizer-Merck could yield a super-drug capable of turning EVERYONE INTO REPUBLICANS. And in order to get PUPPET-OTUS re-re-elected, Dick Cheney NEEDS Chicago. Will he bring in---- Da Mouse?!
These and many other burning questions will be answered in THEY SAVED HITLER'S BRAIN, AND PUT IT IN WALT DISNEY; a new comedy written and directed by Billy Bermingham, creator of such Chicago cult classics as CANNIBAL CHEERLEADERS ON CRACK and SHANNEN DOHERTY SHOOTS A PORNO. The kids won't want to miss this psycho-poli-tropic farce featuring helpful hints on home-surgery, Satanic infant sacrifice, a bitchin' Krav Maga chick-fight, the televised decapitation of Nancy Grace, and the only-ever, live, staged and choreographed SEX ORGY comprised of Big Oil, Big Pharma, Big Media, Big Religion, Super PAC, Fast Food and Sarah Palin.

WARNING: This play has pretty much NOTHING in common with the schlock-film of the same partially recycled title. And no-one under 17 without parent, or some kind of Rock Star role-model.