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Tank-arets: America's Favorite All-Boy Band

What's that sound? It's America's Favorite All-Boy Band's (aka AFAB) fresh of their latest world tour with their brand new show, BACK IN THE USSA! Due to the recent discovery of some "very dangerous mold" at Madison Square Garden, AFAB's new manager, Bradlee Waldroop, has re-booked the band at The Tank, located at 312 W 36th Street. "With a name like The Tank, it's obviously a large and imposing venue similar to MSG. I'm sure it will be fine," said Ms. Waldroop moments before walking in to a glass door at AFAB's press conference this morning.

This totally legitimate and not-at-all-fake celebrity boy band features the talents of everyone's favorite outdoorsman, Jackson Abernathy, along with everyone's favorite shy guy, Jayke Malone! The bro too cool for school, Gavin Miles, is the third member of AFAB, and smart guy Spencer Murray brings us to four. The fifth member of AFAB is another guy who will definitely be there that night. AFAB has been compared to 2gether, Spinal Tap, DuJour, and The Folksman, and has a unique style that is all their own. These gentlemen have performed in front of Kings, Queens, and Presidents around the world, have sold more records than any other band called AFAB, and are all definitely cisgender men.

In BACK IN THE USSA (a misprint according to Ms. Waldroop, but now standing for "United StateS of America"), AFAB will be honoring the boy bands that came before them by covering some of the greatest hits by groups like One Direction, New Kids on the Block, Boys II Men, Backstreet Boys, Nsync, and more! There will be plenty of surprises during BACK IN THE USSA, and even a Q&A session where lucky audience members will get to ask the boys about anything at all that does not involve taxes! This concert is directed by Donnie Cianciotto.

For more information on America's Favorite All-Boy Band, please visit AFAB on social media:
Instagram: @afabboyband
Facebook: www.facebook.com/afabboyband
Email: afabboyband@gmail.com