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Sex and Dougs and Sausage Rolls
The no man's land between Christmas and New Year is often a strange time. Filled with endless turkey recipes that a TV Chef has insisted will re moisturise your old bird. But what the TV Chef doesn't realise is that the ship has sailed and no amount of stuffing or creamy sauce is ever going to reinvigorate that part of your life. And then there's the food..
You're great aunty Janet can't handle the sage and onion, but despite this has triple portion.If you collected the resulting methane expelled from her it might be able to pay for the excess lego, now over every square metre of your household. Like little bare feet traps waiting to claim thier next prey. And despite it being after the 25th, mistletoe and wine shows no sign of relenting it's onslaught, that began relining Sir Cliffs pockets since mid September. You cry yourself to sleep at night as it echoes in your head. Only to occasionally be woken up by a howl in the dead of night as lego claims another victim.
Luckily we have a remedy! On Friday 28th Dec, The Skinflints will come together to play a selection of the finest music known to mankind. With not a single Christmas or indeed festive themed song included. And because aunty Janet is now in her 6th week of "staying with you for a wee while over the festives" you have live-in babysitting service. And if the kids won't settle , she can just gas them to sleep with her sage and onion flatulence. Either way it means you can get on the good foot and get as hammered as you want. And you've got 3 days to sort yourself out before Spewyear
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LocationPollock ex servicemen's club. (View)
111 Titwood Rd, Glasgow
Glasgow G41 2DG
United Kingdom
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| Kid Friendly: No |
| Dog Friendly: No |
| Non-Smoking: Yes! |
| Wheelchair Accessible: Yes! |
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