Event

Montreal Masturbate-a-Thon

Flicking the bean, spanking the monkey... whatever you call it, bring it on out for Montréal's first-ever Masturbate-a-thon!

We welcome wankers and watchers of all genders and body types to be part of the round-the-clock extravaganza of self-love! Exhibitionists can choose from among the many comfortable platforms in this clean, spacious play space, while shyer wankers can enjoy more privacy in our well-monitored Fortress of Fun.

There will be some sheets and lots of clean-up supplies on hand, but masturbators should bring their own toys, towels, and sense of adventure. There will be prizes available for longest time spent masturbating, ejaculatory distance (male and female), and number of consecutive orgasms.

We believe that masturbation is neither shameful or taboo, and a sex-positive environment builds healthy, happy, and involved sexual participants and global citizens. This event will encourage participants to get pledges to raise extra money for charity, and 50% of proceeds from the door will go to Head & Hands (http://headandhands.ca/).

PLEASE NOTE: we want our participants to feel safe and secure; there WILL be trained security detail to avoid potentially harmful situations. We also have sign-up lists for both wankers and watchers, so that we can facilitate optimal conditions for a fun and relaxed time for all.

The Masturbate-a-thon celebrates Masturbation Month, in honour of Joycelyn Elders, the Surgeon General of the United States from 1993-1994, until she was terminated for suggesting that adolescents be taught about masturbation in a positive way.

More questions? Ask us! Contact us at littleblackbookproductions (at) gmail (dot) com!