EFFECTIVE DREAMS IPA, PALACE OF CRACKED HEADS, THE PROMETHEUS EFFECT, ASTEROID COWBOY, & SPANISH BRANDY MONSTERS PARK RELEASE
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EFFECTIVE DREAMS IPA, PALACE OF CRACKED HEADS, THE PROMETHEUS EFFECT, ASTEROID COWBOY, & SPANISH BRANDY MONSTERS PARK RELEASE
**PLEASE NOTE THAT THERE ARE NO PROXIES ALLOWED FOR THIS SALE, AND ALL SALES ARE FINAL. THE "WILL-CALL" NAME ON YOUR TICKET MUST MATCH THE NAME ON YOUR CREDIT CARD. READ FULL TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR PURCHASING AND PICK-UP BELOW**
March's bottle/can sale is a supernova of unadulterated awesomeness filled with sours, barrel-aged stouts, and an otherworldly IPA collaboration.
The pick-up window will begin with a release party on Thursday, March 23rd at the Lomaland Fermentorium beginning at 12pm, so come by, grab your bottles & cans, and let's party!
IMPORTANT NOTE: THE PICK-UP WINDOW FOR EFFECTIVE DREAMS IS 3 WEEKS ONLY. The rest of the bottles are subject to our usual pick-up window, but pick-ups for Effective Dreams end on 4/13/2017.
Details below:
EFFECTIVE DREAMS IPA **NOTE: WHILE THE REST OF THE BEERS WILL HAVE A STANDARD PICK-UP WINDOW, THE LAST DAY TO PICK UP EFFECTIVE DREAMS WILL BE 4/13/2017. NO EXCEPTIONS.** This staggering work of haze-tastic juice magic is the result of our collaboration with the homies at Great Notion Brewing in Portland. Packed with Citra, Mosaic, Southern Passion, and Experimental 9326 hops and fermented with London III yeast, its a bewitching confluence of tropical, citrus, & stone fruit flavors and aromas that will make you extremely glad that it came in a 4-pack. ABV: 7.2% Price per 4-pack/16oz cans: $17.99+tax & BPT fee Total Quantity: 3,954 4-Pack Limit: 12
MONSTERS' PARK AGED IN SPANISH BRANDY BARRELS This is Monsters' Park, our hulking, cantankerous imperial stout, aged in Spanish brandy barrels, which begin their life as sherry casks. The fruit-forward barrel character is immediately evident on the nose and only grows more intense in the flavor. Big, thunderous notes of burnt caramel, raisins, & marshmallows add a crazy dimension to this sledgehammer of sabor, combining with the massive roast character of Monsters' Park to create a wildly complex & delicious beer. ABV: 13.3% 22oz Bottle Price: $31.99 + tax & BPT fee Total Quantity: 683 Bottle Limit: 2
MONSTERS' PARK AGED IN SPANISH BRANDY BARRELS W/ FIGS & COCOA NIBS This is Monsters' Park, our hulking, cantankerous imperial stout, aged in Spanish brandy barrels, which begin their life as sherry casks. We loaded this batch with figs and cocoa nibs, which combine with the fruit-forward character of the barrels in a miraculous fireworks display of delicious complexity, pushing the massive, roast character of Monsters Park into a hitherto unexplored frontier of comestible pleasure. Let this beer warm up to 50 degrees before you drink it. Seriouslyyoull thank us. ABV: 13.3% 22oz Bottle Price: $33.99 + tax & BPT fee Total Quantity: 258 Bottle Limit: 1
PALACE OF CRACKED HEADS For Palace of Cracked Heads, we loaded over two pounds per barrel of local, heirloom nectarines into our red wine barrel-aged Oud Bruin. After months of mingling in the barrel, the resulting beer is a powerfully fruity sour with loads of nectarine flavor & aroma. Fermentation began with our house Lomaland yeast culture, but the robust sourness is the result of a secondary mixed fermentation of lactobacillus and pediococcus. Several different strains of brettanomyces add a funky, earthy wildness to this very flavorful sour. An intensely delicious, complex beer, Palace of Cracked Heads took well over a year to make. ABV: 8.1% 750ml Bottle Price: $29.99 + tax & BPT fee Total Quantity: 1,059 Bottle Limit: 6
THE PROMETHEUS EFFECT The magnificent beverage you now see before you has one foot in modern experimentation and another in the ancient world. We let a portion of this lovely, blended saison age for two months in an amphora, a type of large clay vessel used for winemaking since the Neolithic Age and recently popular with an adventurous cadre of natural winemakers. It was then blended with its red wine barrel-aged counterpart, resulting in a complex-yet-insanely-drinkable marvel, with plenty of farmhouse funk, light citrus acidity, and an extremely pleasant minerality from the time spent in its clay housing. Its a delightful marriage of progress and history that we think youre really going to enjoy putting in your face. ABV: 6.3% 750ml Bottle Price: $15.99 + tax & BPT fee Total Quantity: 1,562 Bottle Limit: 6
ASTEROID COWBOY This triumphantly unique hoppy sour was kettle-soured and loaded with Horizon, Citra, and Mosaic hops before 100% Brett fermentation and a luxurious dry-hopping with the aforementioned lineup of lupulin bombs. The resulting beverage is an exhilarating journey of tart, tropical complexity that is intriguing, quenching, and outrageously delicious. Pour some into a tulip glass, relax your mind, and prepare to be delivered into a dimension of unrestrained pleasure. ABV: 7.2% 750ml Bottle Price: $16.99 + tax & BPT fee Total Quantity: 1,176 Bottle Limit: 6
PROXIES ARE NOT PERMITTED. PLEASE READ ALL OF THE TERMS & CONDITIONS BELOW.
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BOTTLE PURCHASE DETAILS: Starting Thursday, 3/16/2017 at 10am for League members and Monday, 3/20/2017 at 10am for the general public, you will be able to purchase tickets for Effective Dreams IPA, Monsters' Park Aged In Spanish Brandy Barrels, Monsters' Park Aged In Spanish Brandy Barrels w/ Figs & Cocoa Nibs, Palace of Cracked Heads, The Prometheus Effect, and Asteroid Cowboy. The general public will be able to pick-up bottles at the Lomaland Fermentorium tasting room during the period from 12pm on Thursday, 3/23/2017, until 10pm on 5/18/2017. League members will have until 6/15/2017 to pick up their bottles. Unfortunately, no exceptions can be made to either the bottle limit, nor the pick-up window and PROXIES ARE NOT ALLOWED. You cannot pick-up your bottles at the North Park Flavordome. **Any bottles not retrieved by 5/18/2017 (6/15/2017 for League members) will be surrendered back to the brewery (NO exceptions).** Please read the additional details below for further information on proxies and bottle pickup names.
RELEASE PARTY: Your tickets admit you to a release party on 3/23/2017 at the Lomaland Fermentorium tasting room starting at 12pm. This will be the easiest and most fun day to pick-up your bottles. We will have some cool stuff on-tap, and it'll be a damn good time. If you've been meaning to visit us to buy some of our super rad glassware, a couple bags of our awesome house roasted coffee, and a shirt or two, this is the time to do it.
ADDITIONAL DETAILS: In order to pick-up your bottles, you will need to show your valid photo ID; it must be your ID and the name MUST match the name on the credit card of the ticket buyer (i.e. only you can pick up your bottles; no proxies). Any sales that attempt to work around the bottle limit will be voided. Only purchase bottles if you are 100% positive you can personally pick-up your bottles within the pick-up window; any bottles not picked up before 5/18/2017 (6/15/2017 for League members) will be surrendered back to Modern Times Beer.
REFUNDS AND EXCHANGES: Please note that we will not issue refunds, exchanges, or returns. All sales are final.
SHIPPING: We will not ship any beer. Bottles must be retrieved at the Lomaland Fermentorium tasting room during regular tasting room hours between 12pm on 3/23/2017 and 10pm on 5/18/2017 (6/15/2017 for League members).
ORDER ACCEPTANCE POLICY: Your receipt of an electronic or other form of order confirmation does not signify our acceptance of your order, nor does it constitute confirmation of our offer to sell. Modern Times Beer reserves the right at any time after receipt of your order to accept or decline your order for any reason or to supply less than the quantity you ordered of any item.
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