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Bill Squire with Nate Abshire

In 2004 Bill Squire was just your regular old excommunicated Mormon Missionary trying to find his way through life. He stumbled into a stand-up comedy open mic and years later he now makes almost fifteen thousand dollars a year yelling his jokes to unruly bar customers who have no idea they are at a comedy show.
Bill has been seen on Comedy Centralbut not for a long time. He won a contest that led to a clip of his stand up playing for about a minute during a commercial break. He also won a the "Car Crash Comedy Contest" in 2011 on "The Opie and Anthony Show." He was a regular cast member on the cult favorite YouTube series "Man in the Box," starring opposite Cleveland Comedy Legend and Red Lobster regular Mike Polk Jr.
Bill has worked with such famous comedians like Daniel Tosh, Dave Coulier, George Wallace, and doubts any of them remember his name.
in 2008 Bill recorded and released his debut album "Sarcasm Bus" independently and has sold around 3,000 copies to drunk people after his shows. In 2011 Bill teamed up with Slow Mutant Productions and filmed his one hour comedy special "Just Say Your Jokes."

Nate Abshire started performing to spite a girl who wouldn't return his calls, and he never looked back. Audiences love his sardonic wit, keen writing, and playful stage presence. Based in Minneapolis, he performs in clubs throughout the Twin Cities and the greater Midwest. He is a recording artist for Stand Up! Records. The girl still won't return his calls.