Event

UN-YACHT 5: Willy's Island

There was a vessel. Not a mere boat or ship, but a Great Un-Yacht. It didn't sail, it never even left shore. But it rocked Seattle like never before.

We don't have a fucking yacht.

So we're turning Studio Seven into the boats & hos showdown of your blingiest fantasies for the FIFTH ANNUAL VOYAGE OF THE GREAT SEATTLE UN-YACHT!

Just sit right back and youll hear a tale
A tale with a fateful plot
That started from Studio Seven
Aboard the GREAT UN-YACHT!

Calling all Gilligans-Gone-Wild, smutty Skippers, miscreant millionaires, porn stars, professors o LOVE, and booty-ful Mary Anns, announced Shana Graham and Leah Shawn, the Un-Yachts Friendly Co-captains. This years Un-Yacht is SHIPWRECKED ON WILLYS ISLAND! But we have beats. And we have booze. Bring whatever else you need to thrive and lets PARTY to survive!

TICKETS: Available in advance until were full. $20 until 9/19. $25 thereafter.

DRESS: bikinis, gowns, Gilligan-Gone-Wild, bling, speedos, ties, speedos&ties, blingblingbling, schmancy stuff, smutty Skipper Rolex, Tennis Bitch, Hip Hop mogul, Captain o' the Ship, bling, diamonds & pearls, Sailor, Scary Pirate, porn star, professor o LOVE, bling, Sea Creature, nautical couture, miscreant millionaire, Beach Ball, bonnets, booty-ful Mary Ann, stripes, sunglasses, cocktail dresses, bling, bling and more bling!

On the DECKS:

|> DOT DIGGLER (Ruff Kutt Kartel, Slutgarden), Seattle, WA
https://soundcloud.com/dj-dot

|> DAVID TURNER, Seattle, WA
http://www.djdavidturner.com/
https://www.mixcloud.com/davidturner/

I> EXOTIQA, Seattle, WA
https://www.facebook.com/Xotiq.Official/
http://www.soundcloud.com/Exotiqa/

I> TBD

ON THE VISUALS:

I> VJ EYESAUCE (Slutgarden) Seattle, WA (https://www.facebook.com/vj.eyesauce)

ETC.: Once you buy your tickets, your name will be on our list at the door. You will need to show 21+ ID to enter. BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW. We hate it when people get left behind.