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"Welcome, campers! Pack your bags for the hell-acious return of the Queens of the Damned - this time with double the gore-gore girls, mayhem, and camp! Bryant Lake Bowl brings to you a show that is the very FIRST of its kind: a lipsynchtastic drag musical extravaganza! Don't miss this totally-tubular tribute to 80's slashers, zombies, and acid-washed jeans, oh my!"
The Tale of the Crazed-Camper
"Legend has it that a long, long, long time ago in this very cabin, in May of 2016, a poor innocent teen fell victim to the wicked, seductive powers of Ariana Grande's sophomore album. She became obsessed, listening to it on repeat over and over and over again, forgetting to eat, unable to sleep. She got herself her own bunny mask and never removed her headphones. The camp counselors didn't notice because they were too consumed with marijuana, premarital sex, and the possible adulterous implications of Queen Bey's "Lemonade." One day, while listening to "Moonlight," the crazed-camper became temporarily blinded by her own tears and fell off a cliff's edge. She was never seen or heard from again, but they say if you listen closely on moonlit nights, like tonight, you can hear "Dangerous Woman" playing faintly, and the crazed-camper will return to slaughter anyone who smokes the reefer, sinfully fornicates, or listens to Beyoncé."
NO TICKET REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES.
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LocationBryant-Lake Bowl Cabaret Theater (View)
810 W Lake Street
Minneapolis, MN 55408
United States
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