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Haymaker & Sally Seattle Premiere 30 tickets available at theater

Clifton "H-Man" Haymaker and Carol "Clyde" Sally are detectives in the Organized Crime unit of the notoriously corrupt King City Police Department. Given what seems a pointless assignment--to investigate the meaning of a card bearing nothing more than a roughly sketched image of a bearded man--they find themselves instead in a baffling underworld, following a trail of copy store clerks, pornographers,dubiously retired crime lords, and corrupt contractors to find themselves at the feet of city hall, the U.S. Army, and the baddest bearded ninja ever to grace the silver screen.

Can anyone in King City be trusted? (Probably not.) Can our heroes stay alive long enough to figure out what's going on? (Maybe.) Would it be a good idea to consult your doctor before viewing this movie? (Probably.) Will career officers have harrowing flashbacks during the action scenes? (Yes.)

Brace yourself for the baddest buddy cop movie Jerry Bruckheimer wishes he'd made. Haymaker & Sally: Kid-tested, motherfuckin' approved.