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UN-YACHT 4: The Love Yacht!
There was a vessel. Not a mere boat or ship, but a Great Un-Yacht. It didn't sail, it never even left shore. But it rocked Seattle like never before.
We don't have a fucking yacht.
So we're turning Studio Seven into the boats & hos showdown of your blingiest fantasies for the FOURTH ANNUAL VOYAGE OF THE GREAT SEATTLE UN-YACHT!
Do you smell it? Yes, yes, you do! Wafting in off the Sound toward Studio Seven, doing little pirouettes on the waves with guppies and the dolphins. That sweet, sweet, aquatic perfume of love!
"It makes our slutty little hearts swell Beluga-sized to announce that we dedicate this year's voyage to our favorite Willy's quest for true love," said Shana Graham and Leah Shawn, the Un-Yacht's Friendly Co-captains. "Home at last, safe after years of suffering at the hands of so many thieving thieves, Willy was recently a guest of honor at the nuptials of two of our own, Chaad & Kiki, who met on this very Un-Yacht. He returned with that special sea gleam in his eyes and we knew then that it was time."
Will Willy find true, inflatable love among all the eligible smutty seafarers, dapper deckhands, big booty hos, and not-so-scary pirates of The Great Un-Yacht? Will we dare we hope? get to witness the first ever Willy Wedding?
COME ABOARD and find out!
TICKETS: Available in advance until we're full. $15 until 9/14. $20 after that.
DRESS: bikinis, gowns, bling, speedos, ties, speedos&ties, blingblingbling, schmancy stuff, Rolex, Tennis Bitch, Hip Hop mogul, Captain o' the Ship, bling, diamonds & pearls, Sailor, Scary Pirate, bling, Sea Creature, nautical couture, Beach Ball, bonnets, stripes, sunglasses, cocktail dresses, bling, bling and more bling!
On the DECKS:
|> MARC vH (aka Johnny 5), Seattle, WA (marcvh.com)
I> DOT DIGGLER (Ruff Kutt Kartel, Slutgarden), Seattle, WA
I> COCKSTORM! (Slutgarden) Portland, OR (http://www.mixcloud.com/bradmccray/)
I> THERECKSHOP (Slut Garden, Track Killerz) Seattle, WA (www.soundcloud.com/bangememusic)
LIGHTING up the Starboard :
I> COOKIE DADDY (Slutgarden) Seattle, WA
ON THE VISUALS:
I> VJ EYESAUCE (Slutgarden) Seattle, WA (https://www.facebook.com/vj.eyesauce)
ETC.: Once you buy your tickets, your name will be on our list at the door. There will be door security to keep out mean pirates who don't know when to catch & release. And finally, BUY YOUR F'ING TICKETS NOW. We hate it when people get left behind.
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LocationStudio Seven (View)
110 South Horton Street
Seattle, WA 98134
United States
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| Minimum Age: 21 |
| Kid Friendly: No |
| Dog Friendly: No |
| Non-Smoking: Yes! |
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