Event

THE PETTING ZOO 5: Evolution Overdrive!

HOTBED OF "EVOLUTION IN OVERDRIVE" DISCOVERED DEEP IN SEATTLE

Deep beneath the foundation of Studio Seven scientists have discovered a rare system of volcanic vents spewing smoke and glowing lights and three-story chimneys booming booty-shaking beats.

"It's a hotbed of evolution in overdrive!" said master wildlife biologists and occasional zookeepers Shana Graham and Leah Shawn. "The site is teeming with a menagerie of strange and unusually sexy creatures that may have been living there for as long as a millennium. And we'll get to see them for the first time on May 2, 2015!"

Pet the lovely lioness. Stroke the slithering python. Cavort with the crazy monkey. Seduce a real, live unicorn. Calling all zookeepers and sexy beasts: It's time for this year's Petting Zoo!

Come get your party on with the hottest creatures in the Northwest panting and purring at the Petting Zoo of your most inappropriate imagination.

Be warned: some animals do bite.

TICKETS: Available in advance until we're full! $15 until April 15. $20 after that.

DRESS: Fuzzy, furry, feathery hotness!

ON THE DECKS:

I> DOT DIGGLER (Slutgarden, Ruff Kutt Kartel, BassDrop) Seattle, WA (https://soundcloud.com/dj-dot)

I> CHRIS TOWER (Seattle, WA) (https://soundcloud.com/djchristower)

I> CAKEFVCKER (Slutgarden), Portland, OR (https://soundcloud.com/cakefucker)

I> MORE TBA!

ON THE LIGHTS:

I> COOKIE DADDY (Slutgarden) Seattle, WA

ON THE VISUALS:

I> VJ EYESAUCE (Slutgarden) Seattle, WA

ETC.: Once you buy your tickets, your name will be on our list at the door. There will be door security to keep out mean, nasty animals that don't play well with others. And BUY YOUR F'ING TICKETS NOW. We hate it when people get left behind.