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The Jesse March Show

Sensation!! Magic!! Laffs!! Dane Cook!!*

The Huffington Post says: "it's time to take stock of the cycle's campaign ads."
The New York Times says: "Hello. All of our representatives are busy. Please leave a message BEEP!"
Dane Cook says: "Hello I'm a car."

The Jesse March Show is an evening of unparalleled professionalism!
For days now, Jesse March himself has been working hard to bring you the finest and newest in variety entertainment, with acts from all over his social circle. It's fast, it's raw, and it's only an hour! What could be worse? And the best part is, it's only eight bucks. That's more than the price of one cup of coffee!

We are for real. Our magicians have been studying for weeks! Our ladies are legal! And the clowns will be fired as soon as possible. So put on that sexy little thing you've been meaning to wear, and come on down to the Jesse March Show!!!

*not the real Dane Cook