Event

Yoga Bitch

When Suzanne Morrison arrived in Bali for a two-month yoga retreat, she thought she was on the path to inner peace and killer abs. She imagined that she would return to the States a changed person, no longer a cynical, chainsmoking cocktail waitress but instead, an enlightened being who would greet each day with a salute to the sun, and at night swaddle herself in cashmere apres-yoga wraps to welcome the moon with a relaxing third-eye massage. But the universe had other plans for her...

In a show Time Out London called New Age Nirvana, Morrison explores her attempts to find her Higher Self in a strange world where blenders become possessed by spirits, Prada lust is at a fever-pitch, a milkshake can throw a guru into a rage, and everyone around her tries to make her drink her own pee.

Directed by Jean-Michele Gregory (How Theater Failed America, 21 Dog Years), Yoga Bitch comes to Seattles Rebar after playing sold-out shows in London, Oxford and Maui, offering both yogis and skeptics alike an irreverent glimpse at what can go wrong on the road to enlightenment.