Event

The Cougar Show

The Cougar Show!
Friday AND Saturday, August 6 and 7
Doors at 10, Show at 10:30.
$10 in advance (and for hot young things 25 and under, with ID). $15 at the door.

...So, the story goes that one day Ms. Bea Haven looked around backstage and realized that she was not the only hot-lady-of-a-certain-age applying glitter to her lids and getting ready to take it off onstage. She started asking around and noticed that a LOT of her favorite performers were over 35. When she floated the idea of a Cougar Show (to celebrate our MILF-dom), the idea was greeted with cheers and "fuck yeah"s (and one "SUCK IT". Thanks, Vine).

Thus the Cougar Show was born.

What is it? The Cougar Show is a splendid evening of burlesque-and-fetish-and-performance-art with performers only over the age of 35. Expect lots of trashy animal prints, big hair, and celebration of cruising people far-too-young-for-us.

Starring, the ladies who don't lie about their age & dress age-inappropriately. Always:
Ms. Bea Haven, the Great Chicago Fire
Candyland (our cougar-in-training!)
Scarlett DeVille
Sister Faith
Laila the Bellydancer
Ms. Millie Mae
Miss Vine
and more to be added soon!

With Queerella Fistalot as our "pool boy".

And featuring, all the way from Columbus, OH, from Viva Valezz and Her Velvet Hearts: Rumor Mills, Dexter Wilde and Viva Valezz!